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Disclaimer: This website contains my point of view. It does not reflect the opinion or endorsement of any organization including that of my current or past employers. Notice: Anything placed on a pedestal deserves to have stones thrown at it. Warning: This website may contain images and themes that are adult in nature. Pluse adjust your browsing with this in mind. In summation, Id like to issue a blanket apology to everyone who seemingly does not have a sense of humor, including but not limited to: bluntnosed suckers, Wolf Blitzer, ear ringed teenagers, Dr. Spock, tofu lovers, members of the Denver Dumb Friends League, spotted owls, Ted Turners ex-wife, golfers, prune eaters, bald women, mules, Jesse Jackson, daytime TV hosts, poultry pluckers, New Yorkers, cat lovers, latte drinking baby boomers, rappers, residents of Gas, Ky., city slickers, and anyone else I may have offended in the past or, no doubt, will in the future. Caution: If further apology is needed adapt the following passage to your needs. SQUADRON APOLOGY LETTER MEMORANDUM TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN FROM: Squadron Apology Officer SUBJECT: Blanket Apology Letter 1. The members of this Squadron apologize for the following reasons: ( ) Golfing while intoxicated (GWI) ( ) Bowling while intoxicated (BWI) ( ) Walking while intoxicated (WWI) ( ) Singing while intoxicated (SWI) ( ) Singing the S & M Man/Blow Job In The Bar ( ) For stealing your squadrons mascot ( ) Playing rodeo with the wing commanders wife at the club ( ) Getting noise complaints from the dinning room on Friday night ( ) Missed dental appointment ( ) Not wearing a hat from our car to the club. ( ) Pissing off the security police for___________ again! ( ) Giving shit to non-singing shoe clerks at the club ( ) Throwing glasses in the fireplace at the Stag Bar ( ) Giving the O'Club manager a "swirly" for giving shit to fighter pilots ( ) To our "Bitches" for every Friday night ( ) To the hotel management for convention buffoonery ( ) For plagiarism in order to write fighter pilot songs ( ) Blanket apology (To be marked only when apologizing for Squadron actions in advance for the next six month period) JOE SHIT, the Rag Man Squadron Apology Officer |